The Bogeyman cometh

"Many of the ills of the modern world — starvation, poverty, flooding, heat waves, droughts, war and disease — are likely to worsen as the world warms from man-made climate change, a leaked draft of an international scientific report forecasts."

There you have it folks. You think war is bad? It's worse under CLIMATE CHANGE. You think poverty is bad? Just wait until you experience the type of poverty brought about by CLIMATE CHANGE.

The Nobel Peace Prize-winning Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change will issue a report next March...

[Link for the brave]

Surely, these are not wild speculations? They used the words "international", "scientific" and "leaked" all in the same sentence! You think the Nobel Peace Prize-winning IPCC's advice smacks of realism and common sense because it is Nobel peace prize quality reliability?

Then let me introduce you to Barack Obama, another Nobel Peace Prize winner who, since his Peace Prize was awarded, hasn't managed to keep his promise about closing down Gitmo, has managed to preside over a level of spying that would have Democrats insisting Republicans were thrown in prison over, and sees nothing wrong with remote-controlled drones killing civilians in the name of Peace. To be fair, this is only what Obama does in his public life. Len Brown has taught us that what you do in your Public Life has no bearing on the morality you abide by in your private life, and vice-versa. So when Obama orders a bombing, you have to understand it's just business and when he goes home he's just a regular Dad. Just like Len Brown, only in reverse. Len is moral when raising taxes and debating policy, and when he heads off to the hotel room, or the back of the council chambers or wherever, then his private morality is of no concern to us.

Which is why Obama, the man, surely deserves the Nobel Peace Prize as much as Obama the President doesn't. And please don't complain about any of this - anything you say will only be made worse by CLIMATE CHANGE.