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An overly worried Richard

Has Robinsod found some paranoid dicks?

Maybe. But I'm not actually sure what a paranoid dick is.

One that will not leave the safety of its underwear?

One that doesn't have the balls to stand up?

One that thinks there are arseholes out there aiming to get him?

Or is paranoid dick simply hemorrhoid dick's blood brother?

Maybe you can drop in at Keeping Stock and have a think about the sterling advances the Electoral Finance Bill brings to our great democratic nation. Or, if it gets pushed through in spite of the massive, well articulated public opposition as evidenced in the submissions, our once great democratic nation. Or am I being an overly worried Richard?

And speaking of the limp wristed. Peter likes to contribute to the TBR blog. His passion is such that if he spent any more time there, he'd possibly be considered a stalker. So he managed to get the first two posts in about men washing up after holding Richard in the John. Oops, that's baseless name calling. Sorry. I meant men washing their hands after visiting the toilet.

Peter laments: "A pity we don't have specific figures for Christian fundamentalists. They are really good at hand-wringing - may be that skills are transferable to hand-washing."

Well good point Peter. It just gets ones mind racing wondering all the stats we could collect. I think its a pity we don't have specific figures for wankers. They are really good with the wrist action - maybe the skills are transferable to hand washing?