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Steve Crow has released the September Queen Street Parade Schedule as his concerns mount that New Zealand is not free enough, and women emancipated enough. "It is important all New Zealanders turn out regularly to support our democratic right to promote and foster a healthy attitude to sex and sexuality."
The parade schedule for Queen Street is as follows:
Sep 01: Boobs on Bikes
Sep 02: Tits on Trikes
Sep 03: Hooters on Scooters
Sep 04: Racks on Tracks
Sep 05: Knockers for Fokkers
Sep 06: Mamas for yo Papas
Sep 07: Norks for the Dorks
Sep 08: Jelly for the Telly
Sep 09: Fun Bags on Slags
Sep 10: Helens with Melons
Sep 11: Beamers in Beamers
Sep 12: Grand Glands on the Strands
Sep 13: Bristols with Pistols
Sep 14: Ta-tas for Martyrs
Sep 15: Titties for the Cities
Sep 16: Breast heading west
Sep 17: Marshmallows for fellows
Sep 18: Puppies and Pillows
Sep 19: Milk Tankers for the Wankers
Sep 20: Bazongas Gazongas and Wazongas
Sep 21: Perts for Flirts
Sep 22: Nips on ships
Sep 23: Narleys on Harleys
Sep 24: Boulders on Holders
Sep 25: Cones with Chaperones
Sep 26: Hogans for Bogans
Sep 27: Twin Globes under Strobes
Sep 28: Baps for the chaps
Sep 29: Headlights on motor bikes
Sep 30: Bosom Buddies in the Nuddies
Whilst the October schedule has not been finalised, Steve Crow was considering advancing the cause of freedom even further. Following up from the recent interest in Olympics, Steve was planning a series of Queen Street events where people could compete on large floats for medals in sex events. Votes would be tallied by the number of flash bulbs going off during the event. The main events so far:
1. Most Private Act (will also be televised)
2. Best bonk (man/women)
3. Best bonk (mixed doubles)
4. Best bonk (coxless fours)
5. Marathon Event
6. Womens Beach Volley Ball (without the ball)
7. Open Forum (points awarded based on size of audience)
Steve noted that whilst any of these events, like his annual sexpo, could be held on private property, true freedom could not be realised until the event could be held on public property, in open air, with as much free publicity as possible. Ideally, against the vocal wishes of any-one who thought a public venue was inappropriate.
Interestingly, the court agreed and considered that the law had not moral or legal right to stop Steve Crow holding public rallys for such important issues of conscience 365 days a year. It was even possible Steve Crow could be funded by a government grant from the human rights commission. Georgina Beyer has reportedly offered to take up a position allocating funds from a $10 million dollar kitty for such freedom promoting events.
In other news, police and noise control officers move to shut down a kindergarten party where 4 year olds were accused of 'singing and having fun' too loudly right through to 6:30pm at night, disturbing people's right to watch Steve Crow's hired porn stars on the News in peace and quiet.
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Steve Crow has released the September Queen Street Parade Schedule as his concerns mount that New Zealand is not free enough, and women emancipated enough. "It is important all New Zealanders turn out regularly to support our democratic right to promote and foster a healthy attitude to sex and sexuality."
The parade schedule for Queen Street is as follows:
Sep 01: Boobs on Bikes
Sep 02: Tits on Trikes
Sep 03: Hooters on Scooters
Sep 04: Racks on Tracks
Sep 05: Knockers for Fokkers
Sep 06: Mamas for yo Papas
Sep 07: Norks for the Dorks
Sep 08: Jelly for the Telly
Sep 09: Fun Bags on Slags
Sep 10: Helens with Melons
Sep 11: Beamers in Beamers
Sep 12: Grand Glands on the Strands
Sep 13: Bristols with Pistols
Sep 14: Ta-tas for Martyrs
Sep 15: Titties for the Cities
Sep 16: Breast heading west
Sep 17: Marshmallows for fellows
Sep 18: Puppies and Pillows
Sep 19: Milk Tankers for the Wankers
Sep 20: Bazongas Gazongas and Wazongas
Sep 21: Perts for Flirts
Sep 22: Nips on ships
Sep 23: Narleys on Harleys
Sep 24: Boulders on Holders
Sep 25: Cones with Chaperones
Sep 26: Hogans for Bogans
Sep 27: Twin Globes under Strobes
Sep 28: Baps for the chaps
Sep 29: Headlights on motor bikes
Sep 30: Bosom Buddies in the Nuddies
Whilst the October schedule has not been finalised, Steve Crow was considering advancing the cause of freedom even further. Following up from the recent interest in Olympics, Steve was planning a series of Queen Street events where people could compete on large floats for medals in sex events. Votes would be tallied by the number of flash bulbs going off during the event. The main events so far:
1. Most Private Act (will also be televised)
2. Best bonk (man/women)
3. Best bonk (mixed doubles)
4. Best bonk (coxless fours)
5. Marathon Event
6. Womens Beach Volley Ball (without the ball)
7. Open Forum (points awarded based on size of audience)
Steve noted that whilst any of these events, like his annual sexpo, could be held on private property, true freedom could not be realised until the event could be held on public property, in open air, with as much free publicity as possible. Ideally, against the vocal wishes of any-one who thought a public venue was inappropriate.
Interestingly, the court agreed and considered that the law had not moral or legal right to stop Steve Crow holding public rallys for such important issues of conscience 365 days a year. It was even possible Steve Crow could be funded by a government grant from the human rights commission. Georgina Beyer has reportedly offered to take up a position allocating funds from a $10 million dollar kitty for such freedom promoting events.
In other news, police and noise control officers move to shut down a kindergarten party where 4 year olds were accused of 'singing and having fun' too loudly right through to 6:30pm at night, disturbing people's right to watch Steve Crow's hired porn stars on the News in peace and quiet.
Related Link: Kindy Disco Too Wild
Related Link: Boobs on Bikes a firm Kiwi Tradition
Related Link: Steve Crow, NZ's Larry Flint, battles censorship