Good evening all. Tis Friday and the end of the week is nigh. You may be one of the fortunate that can kick back, have a good meal and a drink, and spend some time reflecting on the week. If so, great.
My week has certainly been, errr, interesting and it's no surprise I've never watched a whole episode of Shortland street. I don't need to, I've got real life.
I'm not sure what the next plot twist is, but no doubt it's on its way. Drama, comedy or action/adventure? Don't ask me, I'm not the director.
How about you folk? Your agent getting you good parts? Here's a tip - careful you don't get typecast, unless it's as the hero or heroine.
Well, here comes act 46, scene 251.
And......action....
My week has certainly been, errr, interesting and it's no surprise I've never watched a whole episode of Shortland street. I don't need to, I've got real life.
I'm not sure what the next plot twist is, but no doubt it's on its way. Drama, comedy or action/adventure? Don't ask me, I'm not the director.
How about you folk? Your agent getting you good parts? Here's a tip - careful you don't get typecast, unless it's as the hero or heroine.
Well, here comes act 46, scene 251.
And......action....
..and inaction...
ReplyDelete...exit, stage left.
Well, since the place is empty, no harm in a few jokes...
ReplyDeleteThree leaders of the big beer companies meet for a drink.
The president of Budweiser orders a Bud. Miller's president orders a Millers and the president of Coors orders a Coors. When it is Guinness turn to order he orders a coke.
Why didn't you order a Guinness everyone asks?
Nah Guinness replies. If you guys aren't having a beer neither will I.
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students:
ReplyDelete"The female dormitory is out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students.
Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. The second time you will be fined $60. A third time will cost you a fine of $180.
Are there any questions?"
"How much for a season pass?"
That last joke reminds me of an Otago University legend fromt the days before co-ed halls of residence.
ReplyDeleteThe story goes that residents of Knox College were allowed women visitors but no alcohol and those at Slewyn College were allowed alcohol but no females. That meant Knox was more popular than Selwyn because it was easier to smuggle in bottles than women.
A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall.
ReplyDeleteHe approached a uniformed policeman and said,
'I've lost my grandpa!'
'The cop asked, 'What's he like?'
The little boy hesitated for a moment and then replied,
'Johnnie Walker Black Label and women with big tits.'
Fankya vedy mutch.. appearing every friday, please tip your waitress.
Evening all, for the bay of islands to retain it's reputation as the most fantastic subtropical paradise in NZ... It will need to rain soon. Stinking hot still.
Evening all. A beautiful day here and not much wind either, for a change.
ReplyDeleteNight shift coming up--looking forward to the Friday night crazies...
Howdy BB and KG.
ReplyDeleteLooks like you don't need to work night shift to see a few crazies - just travel the blogs :-)
I guess it's different when you are right out on safari rather than in the cinema.
Speaking on which, off to get a DVD and veg out for a wee while. Something mindless and visual perhaps.
Ooops, and good evening also to Homepaddock, way up there in the comments thread.
ReplyDeletenew clip up at my place.....
ReplyDeleteJust back from work.
ReplyDeleteI love it when the disaster area you have just attended is a big somebody else's problem!
Hancock.
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