North Korea is displaying all of the classic signs of a victim of Western Imperialism, and various left wing commenters fear that our continued existence is likely to cause the very understandable reaction of firing an intercontinental missile capable of traveling over 4,000 miles at any number of western targets.
"It is obvious to many that the existence of the Gulags such as Guantanamo Bay continues to create a fear reaction with our communist cousin, and I urge Obama to impeach George Bush, disarm all American defence systems and ban Christian religions" said Amnesia International spokesperson Professor Aaron Burr. "Only then, will human rights in North Korea be restored", he added earnestly.
North Korean Diplomatic sources ridiculed this idea. "As a key member of the axis of evil, we have a reputation to maintain. We laugh at the United States pathetic attempts to look tough. We threaten first. We the winners."
Besides, we had all this spare UN aid money that we invested in foreign property and WOLRD (Weapons of Long Range Destruction)."
Meanwhile, the rest of the world looks over there .... yes, off to the left ... was that a penguin?
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"It is obvious to many that the existence of the Gulags such as Guantanamo Bay continues to create a fear reaction with our communist cousin, and I urge Obama to impeach George Bush, disarm all American defence systems and ban Christian religions" said Amnesia International spokesperson Professor Aaron Burr. "Only then, will human rights in North Korea be restored", he added earnestly.
North Korean Diplomatic sources ridiculed this idea. "As a key member of the axis of evil, we have a reputation to maintain. We laugh at the United States pathetic attempts to look tough. We threaten first. We the winners."
Besides, we had all this spare UN aid money that we invested in foreign property and WOLRD (Weapons of Long Range Destruction)."
Meanwhile, the rest of the world looks over there .... yes, off to the left ... was that a penguin?
Related Link: North Korea reaches out to west