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Chief Justice Dame Sian Elias has pointed out that the prisons are a wee bit full, and has come up with a fantastic idea to reduce overcrowding. Said the Chief Justice:

"We could billet Graeme Burton at my place. I have a spare room. Indeed, depending upon how it goes with Clayton Weatherston, I could probably fit him in the study next to my kitchen knives."

If that doesn't sort the problem, I predict the next 50 cases I try every-one will be INNOCENT. So if you want to bludgeon your attacker to death in self defence, now's the time to do it!

What a great idea Chief Justice.


Hat tip to Oswald: What colour is the sky on your planet?

A warning from Ozy Mandias Where will not correcting children criminals take us?

Update: I now have a copy of her speech and respond in a separate post: No justice is no justice at all. In the meantime, more commentary here from Adam Smith of an Inquiring Mind: Crime and Punishment