Bloody spam mail. How did it get past my filters?
Date: January 2008
To: ZenTiger at NZ Conservative
From: David (Daoud) Khan, Durand Enterprises.
Re: NZ Free Democratic Elections
Sir
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Many people will also remember this as the occasion 12 new Government BMWs are confiscated and turned to scrap metal under the new transport laws that will be rushed through on February 29th. We predict several Ministers of the crown will be caught speeding to the first EFB court case: Farrar vs Goliath on the matter of $34.50 of Google Ad-Sense Revenue that was not declared.
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As good as this idea is, Daoud of course had to resign for "health reasons".
ReplyDeleteNever trust a communist?
Leave the Beemers alone, so what if those riding in them are leftist parasites. Sell them if you must, but don't crush them, yet. According to the dog & lemon guide i believe they are good for the warranty period, you're on your own after that.
ReplyDeleteExactly MK. Some mad people think to stop boy racers or drivers caught over the limit, the car should be scrapped.
ReplyDeleteThat is just wrong on several levels.
If this idea goes any further, you can be sure there will be more posts about this to explain my reasoning.
more posts! more posts!
ReplyDelete(please--it's an interesting subject)