Scientists have discovered a major fault line running through the New Zealand political landscape. Dubbed "The Cullen Fault Line" experts are warning that it could crack in just a few hours with the announcement of Labour's budget.
"We are expecting widespread casualties, with the collapse of jobs, mortgages, food and transport prices also burying people alive. The aftershocks of which could trigger a major landslide for National later this year, possibly October."
With recent polls off the Richter scale, Labour was seen to be on shaky ground. John Key has warned the Earthquake Commission to expect claims of up to $50 per week per person to repair the damage.
"We are expecting widespread casualties, with the collapse of jobs, mortgages, food and transport prices also burying people alive. The aftershocks of which could trigger a major landslide for National later this year, possibly October."
With recent polls off the Richter scale, Labour was seen to be on shaky ground. John Key has warned the Earthquake Commission to expect claims of up to $50 per week per person to repair the damage.
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