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NZ Dairy Board investigates latest technology

The NZ Dairy Board is reportedly investigating the latest advancement in milking technology.

Said industry representative Farmer Brown: "We've seen a 10 fold increase in milking capacity from our cows. We expect this figure to improve to yield 20 times the original amount within a few years."

This milking technology was based directly on the example of providing free physiotherapy via ACC.

"Let's milk the system for all it's worth, gentlemen."

Scientists are predicting that such excessive milking is likely to kill the sacred cow.


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