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Canadians appoint their own Pope

The cousin of the neighbours of some-one who once went to school with some-one who was baptised a Catholic, today appointed several new bishops, deacons, priests and alter boys. In a bold move, they appointed women, a married man, and a cat called Russell. After a moment of deep prayer and reflection they held a secret ceremony and also appointed a new Prime Minister of Canada, and replaced Robert Mugabe with a spare Mufti they had lying around from a previous conversion.

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  1. Pope ?

    Well as long as it's not Benson-Pope.

    Really - a guy who indulges in role playing as a 5yo girl while some guy called John Menzies nails him/her/it in the keester.

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  2. Be wary of cats named Russell...
    (Disclosure: MrTips is not a cat man. Tigers and lions are cats, domesticated rodent chasers are not!).

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  3. Two words, Lucyna.

    Ewa. Sowinska.

    And two more.

    Tinky. Winky.

    Craig Y

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  4. Including your name, it was three more (and a letter, or is that just a front?)

    But why on earth are you talking to Lucyna on my post?

    And given that the Gay Lobby claim anything that looks vaguely camp as being Gay, holy purple coat Batman, I've no doubt the San Francisco cross dressing association will inevitably claim Tinky Winky as one of their own, and they will move in to claim the idiot (la-la) of the year award.

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  5. Zen
    Its Craig Young, well know purveyor of stupidity.
    Coming to an asylum near you....

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  6. Maybe I can appoint a Pope, President for life....

    ME!!!

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