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Canadians appoint their own Pope

The cousin of the neighbours of some-one who once went to school with some-one who was baptised a Catholic, today appointed several new bishops, deacons, priests and alter boys. In a bold move, they appointed women, a married man, and a cat called Russell. After a moment of deep prayer and reflection they held a secret ceremony and also appointed a new Prime Minister of Canada, and replaced Robert Mugabe with a spare Mufti they had lying around from a previous conversion.

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