'I took the Pepsi'

Apologies to Bob Marley.
Sung to 'I Shot The Sheriff'

'Manager Brown always hated me
For what, I don't know.
Now he trying to drag me in guilty
For the drinking of a large Pepsi,
For the price of a large Pepsi

And I sayyyy

I took the Pepsi
But I didn't take the Sub, you see
Oh no, oh nooo'


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