Species Threatened

Adolf F. wrote: Which brings me back to this morning’s aberration. This morning, on the 0630 news I heard a breathless reference to “a report which concludes that human activity is damaging the world in which we live to such an extent that the world cannot be sustained for more than one generation. 30 to 40 percent of the world’s species are near extinction and within a short time there will be vast 'dead spots' on the face of the earth."

Adolf couldn't believe this alarmist tripe. I had to set him straight, and deliver the facts...

The story is very true Adolf.

The human activity they were talking about was Political Correctness and Socialism.

30-40% of the worlds entrepreneurs, thinkers and inventors are now extinct. The middle class of the species is also threatened.

There are vast desolate, politically ravaged areas completely devastated by communists, and the sub-species, socialists (although they have also been controversially classified as a type of parasite, attaching to a host and leeching until the host is reduced to a vegetative state known as "beneficiarus lazinuss").

Some places are so over taxed, the entire economic habitat is failing.

The problem is they think the worlds taxable resources are infinite. They continue to raise taxes on the basis its good for the social environment. Then they squander those very resources, literally burning them off like it doesn't matter.

The problem has become so severe that many young people are migrating north, across the oceans looking for new havens. Some, unfortunately never return, and their fate remains unknown.

One solution has been to give a little of the tax resource back to the native species. It does seem to perk up a few of the injured ones, until they realise that their lifeblood is drained via new taxes.

A new tax comes into effect tomorrow, on oil, which is well known to assist the species in improving their lives. It helps with their transportation of food, getting their young safely to education ponds, and traveling to harvesting areas where many adults forage for a paycheck.

There really ought to be an awareness campaign or something, before the entire middle class working species is completely wiped out. It really is that bad, so give Radio NZ more credit for allowing the broadcast.

From the SH Archives: Radio NZ Early Warning System