Finally, a few more facts are coming out on the net (or is it the twitterverse?) which should shed light on the potential VP:* Chuck Norris and Jack Bauer once teamed up to fight Sarah Palin, and lost.
* Sarah Palin is John Conner's real mother.
* Sarah Palin is the reason compasses point North.
* Queen Elizabeth II curtsied when she was introduced to Sarah Palin
* Jesus has a bracelet that says, “WWSPD?”
* Death once had a near-Sarah Palin experience
* Sarah Palin can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves!
* In the original version, He-Man had the power of Sarah Palin, but the writers felt this would make him way too powerful
* When Sarah Palin booked a flight to Europe, the French immediately surrendered
* Sarah Palin became governor because five children left her with too much spare energy.
* Sarah Palin is on loan from the Justice League.
* Chuck Norris wishes he was Sarah Palin trapped in a man’s body.
* The Northern Lights are really just the reflection from Sarah Palin’s eyes.
Hat tip: Hitting Metal with a Hammer
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