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Palin Drones

More shocking revelations have been uncovered by reporters investigating Sarah Palin. Or should I say "Nilap Haras"?

Yes, if we play Sarah Palin's name backwards, the phrase may well prove to be ancient Mayan for "Eater of Small Children" although an Aztec translation puts it closer to "Democrats reminded of Chappaquiddick".

The latter translation proves to be eerily prophetic, as it transpires that 22 years ago, Sarah Palin's husband Todd who was 22 years old at the time, was convicted for drunk driving and held for nearly 22 hours by police. Todd didn't drive into a pond and leave behind a dying or dead person like Senator Ted Kennedy, but the parallels are eerily similar none-the-less.

Pundits are already pointing out that 22 plus 22 plus 22 is 66 which is nearly the same as 666 which is the number of the beast. "Drunk drivers are murderers" helpfully point out a Democrat blogger, who see this transgression as the ultimate in hypocrisy.

Whilst Senator Edwards, or Ted Kennedy for that matter, was not available to confirm what the word hypocrisy might mean, we have to ask ourselves that can the husband of a potential VP have a conviction for drunk driving only 17 years after Chappaquiddick? What happened to the missing 5 years??

Mike Moore added some fuel to the fire revealing that Todd Palin's mother might not vote for Sarah Palin!

Democrat's remain divided over this critical fact. On one hand, a mother in law voting against Palin should kill Sarah's prospects in New York and Canada, and on the other, how could you possibly trust the judgment of a mother whose son was caught drunk driving?

One thing remains clear, the scandals against Sarah Palin are stacking up, and although the mountain looks very much like a molehill under a magnifying glass, Democrats are confident that new revelations will surface confirming that Todd's grandparents of Inuit/Eskimo heritage have likely slaughtered whales and possibly clubbed extremely cute baby seals to death as recently as 100 years ago.

Oh, and Todd Palin backwards is Nilap Ddot. That's just too weird.

Related Link: Todd Palin - Speed Racer and Cool Dude - Damn Him

Comments

  1. Aw Come on, you've got to admit the the revelations have been coming fast and furious. She's even fessed up that she doesn't even know what the VP does FFS.

    I mean, imagine President Palin -- shame that biopsy was wrong -- eyeballing Putin. All that experience running a town with three sets of traffic lights, not to mention a state with half the population of Auckland. Yep, that's an image to savour -- if you're a Democrat.

    But not to worry, I wouldn't bet on her lasting more than two weeks as candidate.

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  2. jafa, all that experience to which you refers actually eclipses all that experience of your molasses flake who now is trying on the line that running his election campaign is all the experience he needs to be president (I'm not making this up Jafa), cause he sure as hell ain't got any other useful experience. Hell, if your man for the TOP job had any less experience he'd be back in his mother's womb.

    Now let me see, who is that state governor who's running for VP? What's her name again? You know jafa. The one who runs Alaska with how many people and a $400 mil budget is it? Or is it $400 bil? You tell me which. You're so bloody clever about these things.

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  3. revelations have been coming fast and furious.

    Yes indeed, fast furious and long:

    *Daughter pregnant
    *Hunts Moose
    *Husband DUI 22 years ago
    *Was a Mayor
    *Only Governor for a couple of years
    *Lives in Alaska
    *Was on the PTA
    *Mother in law might vote Dem.
    *Overdue library book in 1999
    *Owns two TVs
    *Husband drove a snowmobile with a broken arm
    *Didn't have an abortion when faced with a DS child
    *Daughters boyfriend used the term "redneck"
    *Inuit heritage in the family
    *Husband in the oil industry
    *Fired some-one for not doing anything about tasering a child
    *May not recycle as often as should
    *Wasn't in Vietnam

    Oh the list just goes on and on...

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  4. An overdue library book?!!?
    Mein Gott! This proves beyond doubt the eevil Republicans are planning to round up millions of Dimmocrat voters and suck out their brains...
    Hang on--they don't have any brains.
    Well, it proves the Republicans have a secret agenda anyway.They're going to empty the libraries and turn them into prisons.
    Or something.Pass the tinfoil.

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  5. Aha, this is all very telling Zen.

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  6. To be fair, the library book *might* have been from closed reserve.

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  7. Don't forget the other side of the coin. Obama gets by with absolutley no scrutiny at all.

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  8. Didn't we get endless conjecture on just how Muslim Obama is, and how spaced out his various friends are, and what school he went to in Indonesia or where-ever, and even if he owned a US passport, and what floral dress his wife was wearing and so on...?

    Admittedly, most of this was promoted by wingnut GOP bloggers and the Hillary Campaign Team, and the main stream media were not quite as enthusiastic in showing their investigative skills.

    I imagine they were feeling exhausted after all those Hillary-Obama debates that would have demoralized any Democrat with a capacity to form coherent sentences and process facts.

    Undoubtedly, they are saving themselves for some moment closer to the election.

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  9. The opposition to this lady clearly shows how much the lefty scum hate connected Christians unafraid to speak their minds. Power to the truth and God !

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  10. "Didn't we get endless conjecture on just how Muslim Obama is"

    Not in the mainstream media (IMHO). Some right wing bloggers went with it (and are still going with it) but the MM in a complete turnaround to their enthusiastic promotion of the anti-Palin propaganda have buried it.

    Try reading here on it-

    http://newsbusters.org/

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  11. I have been shocked at how much coverage there is of Obama on our media here, but how McCain is virtually never mentioned on the news. If he is, it is only negative - there was some very biased coverage of Palin on the news the other night with every person interviewed criticising her, not one mention of the fact that she is governor of Alaska. If it is the same (probably far worse) in the USA, McCain will have a hard time whatever his policies.

    I have noted here in the past that the media decides the election result. In 2002 the media was obsessed with the "worm" and Peter Dunne. Lo and behold, United Future had an extremely good result.

    Then in 2005, the media was saying "is it a two-horse race?". Well, with them saying that, of course it was - most votes were sucked back up by Labour and National with the minor parties losing out big-time.

    Ultimately the media all-but decides the result, as it is through the media that most voters decide who to vote for. The heavily biased coverage of Obama even in far-off NZ is very concerning.

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