Perhaps one lives under the bed, dressed in red pajamas, speaking of the glory days of Lenin whilst puffing on a Cuban Cigar, and the other has a more developed "blame" centre, which manifests itself as virulent accusations against gang raping reporters and fascist bloggers who crowd around pure and noble victims of big corporate money sneakily deposited into their account without their knowledge ... just prior to said noble victim accidentally shooting themselves in the foot?

Anyway, here's the American version..I must do one for our region sometime. Or is the brand being tainted for unfair reasons?
Hat tip: Marginalised Action Dinosaur and the Cube