[Partly Satirical]
Taranaki Department of Conservation Boss, Phil Mohi has declared no food may be cooked in New Zealand, but bringing in a packed lunch from overseas is permissible:
"The act of cooking over an ancestor is tapu – it's something that you just don't do," he said. "There's a difference too between eating prepared food for sustenance and actually cooking
And went on to explain all of New Zealand is an ancestor, with Northland the mohawk haircut, Auckland Harbour the mouth and eye, Mount Taranaki a nipple, the Cook Straight it's private bits and he declined to talk further about other locations. "Although there is no brain, it hasn't got a brain" he added thoughtlessly.
"Graffiti is also right out, unless you call it a tattoo or "ta moko".
"Also, in line with cultural sensitivity we also demand no New Zealander eat meat on Friday's and give up bacon. This prohibition will last 12 months until New Zealand is governed only by all things Māori."
Also: Experienced Mountain Guide surprised about Tapu.
Taranaki Department of Conservation Boss, Phil Mohi has declared no food may be cooked in New Zealand, but bringing in a packed lunch from overseas is permissible:
"The act of cooking over an ancestor is tapu – it's something that you just don't do," he said. "There's a difference too between eating prepared food for sustenance and actually cooking
And went on to explain all of New Zealand is an ancestor, with Northland the mohawk haircut, Auckland Harbour the mouth and eye, Mount Taranaki a nipple, the Cook Straight it's private bits and he declined to talk further about other locations. "Although there is no brain, it hasn't got a brain" he added thoughtlessly.
"Graffiti is also right out, unless you call it a tattoo or "ta moko".
"Also, in line with cultural sensitivity we also demand no New Zealander eat meat on Friday's and give up bacon. This prohibition will last 12 months until New Zealand is governed only by all things Māori."
Also: Experienced Mountain Guide surprised about Tapu.