RTDs are disgusting things, not my thing at all. So I think we should ban them - NOT.
They are linked to crime and car crashes we are told, sniffly, and banning them will reduce both we are told.
And the fun police who resent anything that gives other people pleasure chalk up another victory.
My friends many many people enjoy RTDs (why remains a mystery to me but there it goes) and don't crash their cars or commit crimes.
And the people who get tanked up and crash their cars or commit crimes will get tanked up on mouthwash if that's all that's left to get tanked up on after the dreary have banned everything else and crash their cars or commit crimes as ever before.
Hands up anyone who believes that when RTDs have become a distant memory the disorderly members of our community will suddenly see the light and fill in their evenings by joining a sewing circle?
Related Reading: RTDs linked to crime, crashes
They are linked to crime and car crashes we are told, sniffly, and banning them will reduce both we are told.
And the fun police who resent anything that gives other people pleasure chalk up another victory.
My friends many many people enjoy RTDs (why remains a mystery to me but there it goes) and don't crash their cars or commit crimes.
And the people who get tanked up and crash their cars or commit crimes will get tanked up on mouthwash if that's all that's left to get tanked up on after the dreary have banned everything else and crash their cars or commit crimes as ever before.
Hands up anyone who believes that when RTDs have become a distant memory the disorderly members of our community will suddenly see the light and fill in their evenings by joining a sewing circle?
Related Reading: RTDs linked to crime, crashes