"I felt ashamed that in the same edition of the newspaper a variety of guns were going to be on sale...so that men of my generation and younger can go out and shoot small, harmless ducks...such gratuitous violence partway explains why we rank as a country with one of the highest rates of child abuse and animal cruelty in the world" --Kapiti News, Page 16 [Wed 29 April 2009].
So there you have it. Duck hunters are child abusers and are no doubt the culprits behind the recent nauseating stories on cruelty to animals.
After sneaking up behind the common duck, they stun the mallard by clubbing it brutally over the head with the gun barrel, and then smack them to death in an equally brutal disciplinary manner, just as they've practiced at home on their children. Or something like that.
So there you have it. Duck hunters are child abusers and are no doubt the culprits behind the recent nauseating stories on cruelty to animals.
After sneaking up behind the common duck, they stun the mallard by clubbing it brutally over the head with the gun barrel, and then smack them to death in an equally brutal disciplinary manner, just as they've practiced at home on their children. Or something like that.
Glad to see that you have no women hunters or child abusers there.
ReplyDeleteThat clown ought to be happy there are still men out there who can shoot ducks. For if you cannot even shoot a duck how can you defend your nation.
ReplyDeleteWould such concern extend to the unborn?
ReplyDeleteOr are unborn humans just parasites who encroach on helpless ducks?
Perhaps abortion is not seen as gratuitous violence but instead, gratuitous choice?
ReplyDeletePerhaps if more children were killed (via abortion) they wouldn't be abused, the logic goes...
...and less people would be driven to hunting?
I'm still scanning the papers for reports of people having their pants pulled down, taken across the knee of another adult and receiving 6 of the best on a bare bottom.
ReplyDeleteSo far, no hits.
Maybe this whole "smacking leads to violence" thing is some sort of scam?