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Talley's moving to China

But first, a message from our sponsor:

Talleys finest frozen peas. Now with up to 50% real peas*

*and 50% some slightly poisonous substance, which pregnant women, infants, children, teenagers, adults and elderly should avoid in high quantities.

And now the news:

A rumour in the blogosphere is that Talleys are considering outsourcing their frozen food line to San Lu in China.

A spokesperson for Talley's was confident this was the best way to improve quality control procedures, and they were prepared to fully accept the consequences of any unsafe outcomes in a Chinese court of law.

Comments

  1. Thanks for injecting some humour into an otherwise ho-hum humpday!

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  2. There were so many bylines too:

    *Talley's, now in smaller, safer packet sizes.

    *Talley's berries. (May contain peas)

    *Talley's Peas. When arsenic is too obvious.

    *Talley's Peas. Helping kids eat Broccoli since 2008.

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  3. *Talleys; full of green pea-ness.

    ps, you MUST have a listen to this - it's Orson Welles in the middle of doing a radio ad for frozen peas and arguing with the writers of said ad about the copy they've written - he eventually walks out..

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  4. ps, Welles ad with better sound quality HERE

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