But first, a message from our sponsor:
Talleys finest frozen peas. Now with up to 50% real peas*
*and 50% some slightly poisonous substance, which pregnant women, infants, children, teenagers, adults and elderly should avoid in high quantities.
And now the news:
A rumour in the blogosphere is that Talleys are considering outsourcing their frozen food line to San Lu in China.
A spokesperson for Talley's was confident this was the best way to improve quality control procedures, and they were prepared to fully accept the consequences of any unsafe outcomes in a Chinese court of law.
Talleys finest frozen peas. Now with up to 50% real peas*
*and 50% some slightly poisonous substance, which pregnant women, infants, children, teenagers, adults and elderly should avoid in high quantities.
And now the news:
A rumour in the blogosphere is that Talleys are considering outsourcing their frozen food line to San Lu in China.
A spokesperson for Talley's was confident this was the best way to improve quality control procedures, and they were prepared to fully accept the consequences of any unsafe outcomes in a Chinese court of law.
Thanks for injecting some humour into an otherwise ho-hum humpday!
ReplyDeleteThere were so many bylines too:
ReplyDelete*Talley's, now in smaller, safer packet sizes.
*Talley's berries. (May contain peas)
*Talley's Peas. When arsenic is too obvious.
*Talley's Peas. Helping kids eat Broccoli since 2008.
*Talleys; full of green pea-ness.
ReplyDeleteps, you MUST have a listen to this - it's Orson Welles in the middle of doing a radio ad for frozen peas and arguing with the writers of said ad about the copy they've written - he eventually walks out..
ps, Welles ad with better sound quality HERE
ReplyDeleteExcellent.
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