We are well into jingly bells season now.
In the super market the checkout operators are wearing "Santa Hats". And why not it is, after all, St Nicolas' Day though I doubt that many of the jolly checkout operators would know that.
And we negotiate our trolleys through the aisles, loaded to the gunnels with Christmas goodies, Beer, foil wrapped Santa chocolates etc, to a background score of "I'm dreaming of a white Christmaaaaaaaaaas
Just like the ones we used to knoooooooooooooooooooow
................................................
"
and so forth.
Meanwhile back in the world of meaningless babble, Hells Pizza a company which maximizes its advertising budget by giving offense, has apologized for giving offense.
Well I'll be darned - 'tis the season to be sorry. They should have stuck with being offensive to Christians though, its safer - you can rely upon Christians to have a humor deficiency when it comes to their God.
In the super market the checkout operators are wearing "Santa Hats". And why not it is, after all, St Nicolas' Day though I doubt that many of the jolly checkout operators would know that.
And we negotiate our trolleys through the aisles, loaded to the gunnels with Christmas goodies, Beer, foil wrapped Santa chocolates etc, to a background score of "I'm dreaming of a white Christmaaaaaaaaaas
Just like the ones we used to knoooooooooooooooooooow
................................................
"
and so forth.
Meanwhile back in the world of meaningless babble, Hells Pizza a company which maximizes its advertising budget by giving offense, has apologized for giving offense.
Well I'll be darned - 'tis the season to be sorry. They should have stuck with being offensive to Christians though, its safer - you can rely upon Christians to have a humor deficiency when it comes to their God.
Funny how Hell Pizza got so caught up in offending "everybody" that they forgot that certain groups are to be treated with respect.
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