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When your star is on the wane

And you are far closer to fifty than twenty, when the world is moving on to younger and fresher faces - Christmas might present an opportunity to court controversy and provide a little more time in the limelight.

Does it trouble me?

Not particularly - it is not a very good song, a fifteen minute wonder notable only for its musical mediocrity and its puerile lyrics.

On the other hand if you are in the mood some festive music already this might a good place to start.