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The oldest profession

A doctor, an engineer and a politician had a bet as to which of their respective professions came first.

The Doctor said "God removed a rib from Adam while he slept to create Eve, that is clearly a surgical procedure therefore medicine came first. I win"

The Engineer spoke up "Before God created Adam he created the Universe, the Sun and the Earth from the Chaos, that would be a fine feat of engineering, surely I win"

"And who do you suppose created the Chaos?" said the politician pocketing the money, "It's obvious I win".

"And who do you suppose created the Chaos?" said the politician pocketing the money, "It's obvious I win".

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