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Monty Pythonesque headline of the day

 

Shopping centre bosses approve 'Asian squat toilets' following cultural awareness course

From next week, shoppers in Rochdale who push open the cubicle door expecting the reassuring sight of a modern, clean lavatory could instead be faced with little more than a hole in the ground.

Bosses of the Greater Manchester town's Exchange mall have installed two as part of an upgrade costing several thousand pounds after attending a cultural awareness course run by a local Muslim community activist.

A familiar sight in parts of the Middle East, and still sometimes seen in France and Italy, the toilets require users to squat above them, rather than sitting.
With one in ten of Rochdale's population of Pakistani or Bangladeshi origin, centre managers say they have been told some members of the local Asian community prefer them for cultural reasons.

Apparently this innovation has something to do with "cultural understanding and community cohesion" though how introducing third world plumbing into the first world will bring about community cohesion I'm not sure.